Craig Reed

“He certainly wins at retarded internet” – Chris Johnson

“Craig Reed can suck my Robocop lovin’ asshole. STRAIT A’S!!!! Fuck you.” – Kat Naden

“I passed out and there were like 15 beers left. I woke up and you drank them all” – Shelby Wenz

“2nd best looking competitive eater on the planet” – Pat Bertoletti